Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm terrible at poetry but absolutely committed to the sentiment. This cheeky Valentine's tee finishes the classic rhyme in the most unhinged way possible and makes no apologies for it. Romance is dead. This shirt killed it. A hilarious funny rude t-shirt that makes the perfect anti-Valentine's gift, a birthday present for someone with a dark sense of humour, or a very clear statement of intent. Bold, ridiculous, and oddly charming in the worst way. Your partner will either love it or you'll have a great story. Printed on soft ring-spun cotton, clean bold graphic. Available in sizes S–3XL. Keats would be horrified
