Two things. That's all. A nap and a raise. Not asking for much, just everything that's currently standing between you and being a functional person who enjoys their life. If this resonates on a cellular level, this is your shirt. A relatable funny slogan t-shirt for exhausted employees, overworked parents, freelancers, sidehustlers, and anyone who's been running on caffeine and resentment for longer than is medically advisable. Makes an excellent gift for your most burnt-out mate or your own passiveaggressive work wardrobe. Soft ring-spun cotton, classic fit, bold text graphic. Available in sizes S–3XL. HR has been notified.
