Quitters never win, and winners never quit — so clearly rehab is not for winners. A bold, darkly funny slogan tee for anyone who leans into their chaos rather than apologising for it. Absolutely not a cry for help. Probably. A fan-favourite funny rude t-shirt that walks the line between self-aware and deeply unwell, which is a line a lot of us live on. Makes a brilliant gift for your most dramatic friend, your mate who treats every weekend like a send-off, or anyone who references their lifestyle choices with alarming levels of pride. 100% ring-spun cotton, clean graphic print, classic fit. Available in sizes S–3XL. Relapse not included.
