You didn't choose the 9-5 life. The 9-5 life chose you, and you've been furious about it ever since. This grumpy little kangaroo gets it — coffee in hand, absolutely done with everything before 8am, and deeply unimpressed with whoever invented alarm clocks.
A relatable funny graphic tee for anyone who's ever stared at their ceiling on a Monday morning questioning every life decision that led to this moment. Makes the perfect gift for your most chronically exhausted colleague, your overworked mate, or yourself as a silent protest against your entire career trajectory.
Printed on soft, premium ring-spun cotton with a bold, durable graphic that holds its shape wash after wash. Available in sizes S–3XL. Wear it to work and let HR figure out what to do with it.
