Corporate holiday. Overpriced flowers. Greeting cards that cost more than a meal. You already knew this. Now there's a shirt. Whether you're blissfully single, bitterly divorced, or simply allergic to being told when to be romantic — this tee speaks for you. A brilliantly cynical funny slogan t-shirt for anyone who's opted out of the whole thing and wants the world to know it. Makes the perfect anti-Valentine's gift, a birthday present for your most jaded mate, or a tribute to your ex who still owes you £40 and an apology. Soft ring-spun cotton, bold chest print, classic fit. Available in sizes S–3XL. St. Valentine had nothing to do with any of this.
